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I am making this because I have heard a lot of cheesy or lame jokes. I get tired of people telling the same jokes over and over again, trying to make people laugh at them. I have told my share of these lame jokes, and get frustrated when no one laughs. It even makes me sad
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Rank: Tornado ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 432 Joined: 7-July 08 Member No.: 15,208 ![]() |
Unfortunately I can not think of any at this moment. I'm sure I will think of one by the end of my shift.
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Rank: Tornado ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: 6-June 08 From: Land of 10,000 lakes Member No.: 15,036 ![]() |
What the heck. I'll post one. Can't remember how old this one is but I know it's been around.
A duck walks into a bakery and asks for some fish. The baker says “sorry we don’t sell fish here, we are a bakery.” So he leaves The next day the duck again enters the bakery and asks the baker for some fish. Again he is told this is a bakery and they don’t sell fish. So he leaves. Next day … you guessed it the duck goes into the bakery and looks at the baker and again asks for some fish. The baker, a little peeved at this point says “look I told you the last time you were in here and the time before that that this is a bakery and we don’t sell fish here. If you come back again and ask for fish I will nail you to the wall by your webbed feet.” The duck leaves. A few days pass when the duck returns to the bakery. He looks at the baker, who is staring him down, and asks “have any nails.” To which the baker says “what? This is a bakery. No I don’t have any nails.” Good says the duck. Got any fish! |
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Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan
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I am making this because I have heard a lot of cheesy or lame jokes. I get tired of people telling the same jokes over and over again, trying to make people laugh at them. I have told my share of these lame jokes, and get frustrated when no one laughs. It even makes me sad ![]() I heard one that was actually kinda funny on Mythbusters the other night What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint ![]() -------------------- He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
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I heard one that was actually kinda funny on Mythbusters the other night What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint ![]() ![]() -------------------- Nobody enjoys a red X. |
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I heard one that was actually kinda funny on Mythbusters the other night What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint ![]() Funny ![]() -------------------- i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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![]() Rank: F5 Superstorm ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 11,919 Joined: 27-August 08 From: NW OH Member No.: 15,447 ![]() |
Well, I can't think of any of my own, but here's one my grandpa tells:
Why do they put a fence around a graveyard? They are dying to get in -------------------- i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Rank: Tornado ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 432 Joined: 7-July 08 Member No.: 15,208 ![]() |
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That one is funny but kind of disturbing. ![]() I know, sometimes my grandpa is weird. Another one my G-Pa tells that I've heard a lot: How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut -------------------- i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Rank: Tornado ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 432 Joined: 7-July 08 Member No.: 15,208 ![]() |
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Keep them coming, this is entertaining. I can't think of anything right now. Having a brain fart. -------------------- i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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What's an archaeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins. There are 5 birds sitting on a branch. 4 birds decided to fly away. How many birds are there on the branch? 5 birds. The 4 birds only decided but didn't do anything. So they are still sitting on the branch. This post has been edited by Bl1zzard: Oct 28 2008, 03:50 PM |
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Rank: Tornado ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 432 Joined: 7-July 08 Member No.: 15,208 ![]() |
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Rank: Tornado ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 432 Joined: 7-July 08 Member No.: 15,208 ![]() |
What's an archaeologist? Someone who's career is in ruins. There are 5 birds sitting on a branch. 4 birds decided to fly away. How many birds are there on the branch? 5 birds. The 4 birds only decided but didn't do anything. So they are still sitting on the branch. ![]() |
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What's an archaeologist? Someone who's career is in ruins. There are 5 birds sitting on a branch. 4 birds decided to fly away. How many birds are there on the branch? 5 birds. The 4 birds only decided but didn't do anything. So they are still sitting on the branch. How do you make the spoiler things to block out the words? -------------------- i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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How do you make the spoiler things to block out the words? When you are making your post you'll notice under the emoticons there is a box entitled "quick access". Click on "Insert: SPOILER", it will open up a box on the left side of the screen where you type what you want to be covered. |
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![]() Rank: F5 Superstorm ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 11,919 Joined: 27-August 08 From: NW OH Member No.: 15,447 ![]() |
When you are making your post you'll notice under the emoticons there is a box entitled "quick access". Click on "Insert: SPOILER", it will open up a box on the left side of the screen where you type what you want to be covered. OK. Thanks. My sidebar was hidden -------------------- i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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OK, I thought of another one out of the blue, more stupid than lame but here goes:
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road? Dinner -------------------- i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Rank: Tornado ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 432 Joined: 7-July 08 Member No.: 15,208 ![]() |
Here's my try.
What are the best looking animals on the farm? Brown Chicken Brown Cow You have to say it in the same beat of "Bow Chika Bow Wow" |
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