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Vertical, breathing and above room temperature
Beats the alternatives!

Looking down at the grass!
not up at the roots!
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25 Aug 2017
Hope all the people in Gulf Coast Texas find a save place to ride out Harvey.
9 Jul 2017
Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage firstÖ

But then I think,
Since Iím going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Diet Coke Iíd been drinking.

Iím going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Diet Coke aside
So that I donít accidentally knock it over.

The Diet Coke is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the
Diet Coke,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eyeĖthey need water.

I put the Diet Coke on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
Iíve been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first Iím going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to
watch TV,
Iíll be looking for the remote,
But I wonít remember that itís on the
kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where
it belongs,
But first Iíll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
The car isnít washed,
The bills arenít paid,
There is a warm can of
Diet Coke sitting on the counter,
The flowers donít have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I canít find the remote,
I canít find my glasses,
And I donít remember what I did
with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why
nothing got done today,
Iím really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And Iím really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
And Iíll try to get some help for it, but
first Iíll check my e-mailÖ

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I donít remember who Iíve sent it to.

Donít laugh ó if this isnít you yet,
your day is coming!

Öand tomorrow morning you discover that the hose is still running.
27 Feb 2017
Well Punxy Phil did his thing (and the East Coast didn't follow the prediction) and now teams have reported for Spring Training -

24 Nov 2016
May the bird you flip feed your family and friends
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25 Sep 2014 - 12:44

You have officially made me laugh today. I just thought I'd say thanks, because it was the first time aaaall day.
20 Dec 2009 - 17:07

hi there, how are you doing?
28 Jul 2009 - 0:56
Small world at 3:30am. Eh?
6 Apr 2009 - 5:26

There are no friends to display.
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