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> Lame Jokes, just so someone will laugh at them (Or pretend to)
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post Oct 27 2008, 01:30 PM
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I am making this because I have heard a lot of cheesy or lame jokes. I get tired of people telling the same jokes over and over again, trying to make people laugh at them. I have told my share of these lame jokes, and get frustrated when no one laughs. It even makes me sad sad.gif . So here's a place where all you people can tell your lame jokes and we'll at least pretend to laugh.


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post Oct 27 2008, 03:59 PM
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Unfortunately I can not think of any at this moment. I'm sure I will think of one by the end of my shift.
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post Oct 27 2008, 05:48 PM
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What the heck. I'll post one. Can't remember how old this one is but I know it's been around.


A duck walks into a bakery and asks for some fish. The baker says “sorry we don’t sell fish here, we are a bakery.” So he leaves
The next day the duck again enters the bakery and asks the baker for some fish. Again he is told this is a bakery and they don’t sell fish. So he leaves.
Next day … you guessed it the duck goes into the bakery and looks at the baker and again asks for some fish. The baker, a little peeved at this point says “look I told you the last time you were in here and the time before that that this is a bakery and we don’t sell fish here. If you come back again and ask for fish I will nail you to the wall by your webbed feet.” The duck leaves.

A few days pass when the duck returns to the bakery. He looks at the baker, who is staring him down, and asks “have any nails.” To which the baker says “what? This is a bakery. No I don’t have any nails.” Good says the duck. Got any fish!
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post Oct 27 2008, 11:06 PM
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Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan rolleyes.gif


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post Oct 28 2008, 07:06 AM
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QUOTE(futureweatherman12 @ Oct 27 2008, 03:30 PM) *
I am making this because I have heard a lot of cheesy or lame jokes. I get tired of people telling the same jokes over and over again, trying to make people laugh at them. I have told my share of these lame jokes, and get frustrated when no one laughs. It even makes me sad sad.gif . So here's a place where all you people can tell your lame jokes and we'll at least pretend to laugh.


I heard one that was actually kinda funny on Mythbusters the other night

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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post Oct 28 2008, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(robofishvselvis @ Oct 28 2008, 06:06 AM) *
I heard one that was actually kinda funny on Mythbusters the other night

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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laugh.gif That is is actually kinda cute!


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post Oct 28 2008, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(robofishvselvis @ Oct 28 2008, 09:06 AM) *
I heard one that was actually kinda funny on Mythbusters the other night

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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Funny laugh.gif Good one mythbusters


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post Oct 28 2008, 01:22 PM
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Well, I can't think of any of my own, but here's one my grandpa tells:

Why do they put a fence around a graveyard?

They are dying to get in


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post Oct 28 2008, 03:27 PM
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QUOTE(futureweatherman12 @ Oct 28 2008, 03:22 PM) *
Well, I can't think of any of my own, but here's one my grandpa tells:

Why do they put a fence around a graveyard?

They are dying to get in

That one is funny but kind of disturbing. blink.gif
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post Oct 28 2008, 03:33 PM
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QUOTE(iowanine @ Oct 28 2008, 05:27 PM) *
That one is funny but kind of disturbing. blink.gif


I know, sometimes my grandpa is weird.

Another one my G-Pa tells that I've heard a lot:

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut


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post Oct 28 2008, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE(futureweatherman12 @ Oct 28 2008, 05:33 PM) *
I know, sometimes my grandpa is weird.

Another one my G-Pa tells that I've heard a lot:

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut

Keep them coming, this is entertaining.
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post Oct 28 2008, 03:45 PM
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QUOTE(iowanine @ Oct 28 2008, 05:37 PM) *
Keep them coming, this is entertaining.


I can't think of anything right now. Having a brain fart.


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post Oct 28 2008, 03:47 PM
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What's an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins.

There are 5 birds sitting on a branch. 4 birds decided to fly away. How many birds are there on the branch?

5 birds. The 4 birds only decided but didn't do anything. So they are still sitting on the branch.


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post Oct 28 2008, 03:50 PM
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QUOTE(futureweatherman12 @ Oct 28 2008, 05:45 PM) *
I can't think of anything right now. Having a brain fart.

Well when you can, post them. smile.gif
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post Oct 28 2008, 03:51 PM
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QUOTE(Bl1zzard @ Oct 28 2008, 05:47 PM) *
What's an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins.

There are 5 birds sitting on a branch. 4 birds decided to fly away. How many birds are there on the branch?

5 birds. The 4 birds only decided but didn't do anything. So they are still sitting on the branch.

laugh.gif Those were great.
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post Oct 28 2008, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE(Bl1zzard @ Oct 28 2008, 05:47 PM) *
What's an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins.

There are 5 birds sitting on a branch. 4 birds decided to fly away. How many birds are there on the branch?

5 birds. The 4 birds only decided but didn't do anything. So they are still sitting on the branch.


How do you make the spoiler things to block out the words?


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post Oct 28 2008, 03:56 PM
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QUOTE(futureweatherman12 @ Oct 28 2008, 05:52 PM) *
How do you make the spoiler things to block out the words?

When you are making your post you'll notice under the emoticons there is a box entitled "quick access". Click on "Insert: SPOILER", it will open up a box on the left side of the screen where you type what you want to be covered.
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post Oct 28 2008, 03:59 PM
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QUOTE(Bl1zzard @ Oct 28 2008, 05:56 PM) *
When you are making your post you'll notice under the emoticons there is a box entitled "quick access". Click on "Insert: SPOILER", it will open up a box on the left side of the screen where you type what you want to be covered.


OK. Thanks. My sidebar was hidden


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post Oct 28 2008, 04:28 PM
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OK, I thought of another one out of the blue, more stupid than lame but here goes:

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?

Dinner


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post Oct 28 2008, 04:33 PM
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Here's my try.

What are the best looking animals on the farm?

Brown Chicken Brown Cow
You have to say it in the same beat of "Bow Chika Bow Wow"
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