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> Lame Jokes, just so someone will laugh at them (Or pretend to)
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post Oct 28 2008, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(iowanine @ Oct 28 2008, 06:33 PM) *
Here's my try.

What are the best looking animals on the farm?

Brown Chicken Brown Cow
You have to say it in the same beat of "Bow Chika Bow Wow"


Not bad. laugh.gif

Now, what do you call a chicken who's afraid to cross the road.

Simple: A chicken


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i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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post Oct 28 2008, 04:42 PM
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Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the turkey which was stapled to the chicken.....awful I know.


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post Oct 28 2008, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE(DS2434 @ Oct 28 2008, 06:42 PM) *
Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the turkey which was stapled to the chicken.....awful I know.


So? I made this so we could tell our lame jokes and be proud of them.

Just for sharing the joke I'll pretend to laugh laugh.gif laugh.gif


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i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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post Oct 28 2008, 05:45 PM
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QUOTE(Bl1zzard @ Oct 28 2008, 04:56 PM) *
When you are making your post you'll notice under the emoticons there is a box entitled "quick access". Click on "Insert: SPOILER", it will open up a box on the left side of the screen where you type what you want to be covered.

Okay, how do you READ what's under the black box? blink.gif


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post Oct 28 2008, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE(Phyre @ Oct 28 2008, 07:45 PM) *
Okay, how do you READ what's under the black box? blink.gif

Highlight it with your cursor like you are going to copy it.
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post Oct 28 2008, 07:39 PM
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Here’s one my daughter tells occasionally. Remember… it funny coming from a child.

How to catch a bear.

First dig a big hole.
Then in the hole pour some ashes . Around the hole put a pile of peas.

Now when the bear come to take a PEA, you kick him in the ASH hole.
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post Oct 28 2008, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE(gordonfann @ Oct 28 2008, 06:39 PM) *
Here’s one my daughter tells occasionally. Remember… it funny coming from a child.

How to catch a bear.

First dig a big hole.
Then in the hole pour some ashes . Around the hole put a pile of peas.

Now when the bear come to take a PEA, you kick him in the ASH hole.


HAHAHA laugh.gif

kids jokes are the best


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post Oct 28 2008, 08:30 PM
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Ok so a priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?" dry.gif


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post Oct 28 2008, 08:31 PM
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Three legged dog walks into a bar. He says "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw." blink.gif


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post Oct 29 2008, 09:02 AM
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QUOTE(randyfawn @ Oct 28 2008, 10:30 PM) *
Ok so a priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?" dry.gif


That was a good one laugh.gif

How do you catch a unique duck?

Unique up on it

How do you catch a tame duck?

Tame way, unique up on it


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post Oct 29 2008, 10:42 AM
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QUOTE(iowanine @ Oct 28 2008, 07:00 PM) *
Highlight it with your cursor like you are going to copy it.

Thanks Sweetie! That sure helps. wink.gif


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post Oct 30 2008, 04:18 PM
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What is the difference between Roast beef and Pea Soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can Pee soup


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post Oct 30 2008, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE(Phyre @ Oct 29 2008, 12:42 PM) *
Thanks Sweetie! That sure helps. wink.gif

You're welcome, glad I could help. smile.gif
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A skelton walks into a bar. Bartender says "What'll ya have?" Skeleton replies, "bring me a beer and a mop." sad.gif


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post Oct 30 2008, 05:48 PM
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A magician is putting on a show. (notice i didn't say 'walks into a bar tongue.gif ) He asks for a volunteer from the audience. He picks a man and has him come up on stage. "Now sir, what i'd like you to do" said the magician, "is to hit me in the temple with this hammer." He then proceeds to hand the man a 5 pound sledgehammer. The man asks, "are you sure that's what you want?" The magician replies, "Yes and hit me good!" The magician then lays his head on a table and says, "Come on let me have it!" The man rears back, and whacks the magician right on the temple. Ten years later, the magician wakes from a coma and says, "TAH DAH!!!!" unsure.gif


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post Nov 2 2008, 12:19 AM
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As Mrs. Crabapple walked around the classroom to check on her students assignments, a fifth-grade student looked down.. Mrs. Crabapple asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."

"Well, uh, yes it is," replied Carol. "I made my homework paper into a paper airplane."

"Carol, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even more downcast. "You see, I just got a text message from home -- it seems the plane went missing over the Bermuda Triangle."


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post Nov 2 2008, 02:02 AM
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Huntin' Moose

Bubba and Earl are two avid hunters who got a pilot to take them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six.

As they were loading them on the plane to come home, the pilot tells them the plane can only carry four.

The two good old boys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six animals were loaded.

Unfortunately, even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck Bubba asked Earl, "Any idea where we are?"

"Yeah, I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."




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post Nov 2 2008, 09:23 AM
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QUOTE(futureweatherman12 @ Oct 30 2008, 03:18 PM) *
What is the difference between Roast beef and Pea Soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can Pee soup


ohmy.gif lol..that one actually made me laugh!!


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post Nov 2 2008, 09:34 AM
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QUOTE(bubbles @ Nov 2 2008, 11:23 AM) *
ohmy.gif lol..that one actually made me laugh!!


Thanks. I got it from someone else, and I thought it was pretty funny too


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Here's a late (very lame) Halloween themed joke:


What do you feed a vegetarian zombie?

A: Graaaaaiiiiinnnsss!


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