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> Lame Jokes, just so someone will laugh at them (Or pretend to)
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post Nov 2 2008, 12:44 PM
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Okay, this isn't actually a joke, but it is kind of scary.

One of my Uncle's students at the college he teaches at once said,

Why did they cut down all the trees in Nebraska and Kansas?

What?!?


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i was lclicking on it going pelasejk not nicki minaj m-please not micni minaj hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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post Nov 3 2008, 10:10 AM
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Where does the general keep his armies?



In his sleevies!

How do you sell a deaf guy a duck?

(yell) WANNA BUY A DUCK!

-Knock Knock

-Who's there?

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post Nov 3 2008, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE(The Goombah @ Nov 3 2008, 11:10 AM) *
Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies!


hahahaha omg. thats awesome


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post Nov 3 2008, 11:15 AM
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QUOTE(The Goombah @ Nov 3 2008, 01:10 PM) *
Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies!


LOL they had this on our morning announcements it was so funny!!!!


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post Nov 3 2008, 03:12 PM
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Here is one I made up:

Did you hear about the All-Chinese Catholic School Football team?

They finally made the prayoffs this year.


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post Nov 3 2008, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE(futureweatherman12 @ Nov 2 2008, 11:44 AM) *
Okay, this isn't actually a joke, but it is kind of scary.

One of my Uncle's students at the college he teaches at once said,

Why did they cut down all the trees in Nebraska and Kansas?

What?!?


lol...that is funny!! stupid people!


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post Nov 3 2008, 06:18 PM
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(One of my friends who told me this got it from Spongebob).

What is greater than 25?

26!


It was so corny that it was hilarious. laugh.gif


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post Nov 3 2008, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE(bubbles @ Nov 3 2008, 04:17 PM) *
lol...that is funny!! stupid people!


The weird thing was that he was in an advanced class.

Also, the same uncle got engaged.

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post Nov 6 2008, 03:45 AM
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Terrifying Phone Call!

My wife was away all weekend at a business conference.

During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Betty on the line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"


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post Nov 6 2008, 03:57 AM
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QUOTE(mmi16 @ Nov 6 2008, 04:45 AM) *
Terrifying Phone Call!

My wife was away all weekend at a business conference.

During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Betty on the line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"

laugh.gif nice! laugh.gif


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post Nov 6 2008, 04:20 AM
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QUOTE(wfreeck @ Nov 3 2008, 07:18 PM) *
(One of my friends who told me this got it from Spongebob).

What is greater than 25?

26!


It was so corny that it was hilarious. laugh.gif

I actually pulled something close to that off at work one day.

We use clamp and fork trucks in our work areas a lot. They break down a lot too. We have a outside source do the repairs and maintenance on them, for this reason all the trucks are numbered.

Well, one day I was standing at the computer entering information when this new guy (who turned out to be a mechanic for the trucks) walks up beside me.
When I stop typing he looks at me and says "Hi, I'm after 97." I replied back to him "Oh, you must be 98!" in a VERY serious but peppy voice. There were two other co-workers standing about 15 feet away and they just burst into laughter. laugh.gif He gave me this funny look and said "NO ,NO, I'm after TRUCK 97." Meanwhile, the two guys are just about in the floor from laughter. He had a hard life for a good while after that, anytime he was spotted in the building someone would jump onto the PA system and say- Oh, you must be 98!

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post Nov 6 2008, 09:07 AM
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I registered just to share my EXTREMELY lame jokes with everyone! Yay, me. But hey, it passes the time at job#1.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?


because he wasn't PEELING well.


Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling CRUMB-y


I chuckle in the writing...thank you quirky Kanki chef!


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post Nov 6 2008, 09:14 AM
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QUOTE(mmi16 @ Nov 6 2008, 02:45 AM) *
Terrifying Phone Call!

My wife was away all weekend at a business conference.

During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Betty on the line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"


lol. That's Awesome! lol...poor kid!

QUOTE(jennasayswhat @ Nov 6 2008, 08:07 AM) *
I registered just to share my EXTREMELY lame jokes with everyone! Yay, me. But hey, it passes the time at job#1.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?
because he wasn't PEELING well.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling CRUMB-y
I chuckle in the writing...thank you quirky Kanki chef!


laugh.gif that's cute


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post Nov 6 2008, 03:08 PM
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QUOTE(jennasayswhat @ Nov 6 2008, 10:07 AM) *
I registered just to share my EXTREMELY lame jokes with everyone! Yay, me. But hey, it passes the time at job#1.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?
because he wasn't PEELING well.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling CRUMB-y
I chuckle in the writing...thank you quirky Kanki chef!


Wow, I feel special now, I got someone to join because of my topic on lame jokes

Welcome!! wink.gif cool.gif


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post Nov 7 2008, 06:09 AM
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Thank you! I hope you enjoyed it. I have another one:

What did the fishy say when he swam into a wall?


Dam!


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post Nov 7 2008, 09:11 AM
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QUOTE(jennasayswhat @ Nov 7 2008, 08:09 AM) *
Thank you! I hope you enjoyed it. I have another one:

What did the fishy say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!

Your jokes have been funny. Oh, and welcome to the boards. smile.gif
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post Nov 7 2008, 09:15 AM
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Thank you, thank you...for the welcome and for stroking my ego...but really you shouldn't encourage these things...it's all downhill from here.


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post Nov 7 2008, 09:17 AM
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QUOTE(jennasayswhat @ Nov 7 2008, 11:15 AM) *
Thank you, thank you...for the welcome and for stroking my ego...but really you shouldn't encourage these things...it's all downhill from here.

Too bad, I get bored here at work and I enjoy the entertainment. I'm firewalled, this is the only website I have access too. sad.gif
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post Nov 7 2008, 09:21 AM
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QUOTE(iowanine @ Nov 7 2008, 10:17 AM) *
Too bad, I get bored here at work and I enjoy the entertainment. I'm firewalled, this is the only website I have access too. sad.gif


Meeeee tooooo. Ok here's one...but don't say I didn't warn you!


A Papa tomato, Mama tomato, and Kiddie tomato are out for a walk. The Kiddie tomato keeps getting distracted and slowing down until the Papa goes back to him, smacks him and says "KETCHUP!"


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QUOTE(jennasayswhat @ Nov 7 2008, 11:21 AM) *
Meeeee tooooo. Ok here's one...but don't say I didn't warn you!
A Papa tomato, Mama tomato, and Kiddie tomato are out for a walk. The Kiddie tomato keeps getting distracted and slowing down until the Papa goes back to him, smacks him and says "KETCHUP!"

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Now that one is good. I'm gonna have to remember that one.
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