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> If Chuck Norris ruled the world, What can Chuck Norris do?
darkpassenger
post Dec 31 2009, 09:40 AM
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What are the many amazing things that Chuck Norris can do?>


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post Dec 31 2009, 09:41 AM
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I heard that Chuck Norris doesnt take a piece of the pie............He leave a piece left.


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post Dec 31 2009, 10:45 AM
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He would bring about world peace. Everyone is too afraid to stand up to him in fear of taking a swift roundhouse kick to the face.


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post Dec 31 2009, 11:13 AM
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chuck norris once punched a guy in his soul


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post Dec 31 2009, 11:16 AM
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Many special ops personel use the latest torture techniques to get the information from a terrorist, chuck norris simply stares the information out of them.....


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post Dec 31 2009, 11:17 AM
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death is afraid to tell chuck norris he was suppose to die 5 years ago


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post Dec 31 2009, 11:21 AM
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QUOTE(darkpassenger @ Dec 31 2009, 09:13 AM) *
chuck norris once punched a guy in his soul

laugh.gif dude that was a good one, we actually have a thread all about chuck norris', click on the link below, its my signature, to check it out


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post Dec 31 2009, 01:06 PM
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if chuck norris ruled the world, bruce lee would come and kick his *bleep*
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post Dec 31 2009, 01:30 PM
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QUOTE(C_h_a_z @ Dec 31 2009, 11:06 AM) *
if chuck norris ruled the world, bruce lee would come and kick his *bleep*


HA! We watched Enter The Dragon on Christmas Day.


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post Dec 31 2009, 01:34 PM
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QUOTE(Not Firewalled @ Dec 31 2009, 12:30 PM) *
HA! We watched Enter The Dragon on Christmas Day.



is it coincendence that the one man that beat Chuck, died, and then his son died years later? I think not.
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post Dec 31 2009, 01:46 PM
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Here are a few to get me started...
  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
  • 911 Calls Chuck Norris.
  • Before Chuck Norris was born the martial arts weapon w/2 pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunFreds. Nobody ever found out what happened to Fred.
  • Chuck Norris has steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
  • Chuck Norris can make a cat fall on its back.
  • The economy is only bad because Chuck Norris isn't selling Bowflex anymore.
  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
  • Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't lick his postage stamps. He just looks at them and they wet themselves.
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post Dec 31 2009, 01:54 PM
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"If Chuck Norris ruled the world"

If?
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post Dec 31 2009, 02:05 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonH @ Dec 31 2009, 11:46 AM) *
  • Chuck Norris doesn't lick his postage stamps. He just looks at them and they wet themselves.

thats great! lol
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post Dec 31 2009, 02:25 PM
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If Chuck ruled the world he would take our PopTarts and we would surely die.


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post Dec 31 2009, 03:22 PM
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chuck norris days are over he is 68


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post Dec 31 2009, 03:24 PM
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QUOTE(SFhyph @ Dec 31 2009, 03:22 PM) *
chuck norris days are over he is 68


Nah, he still has 30 years or more left on him. laugh.gif


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post Dec 31 2009, 03:29 PM
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ya right he cant kick *bleep* at 98 he tries to round house the person changing his diaper and his hips will come loose, maybe he will just start throwing poop.


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post Dec 31 2009, 04:19 PM
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QUOTE(SFhyph @ Dec 31 2009, 03:29 PM) *
ya right he cant kick *bleep* at 98 he tries to round house the person changing his diaper and his hips will come loose, maybe he will just start throwing poop.

laugh.gif Chuck with a round house poop kick


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post Jan 1 2010, 11:29 AM
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chuck norris don wash his hands, he germ resistant


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post Jan 1 2010, 11:40 AM
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If you replace Chuck Norris with Batman, you'd be closer to the truth.


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