The EE "Internet Cafe"- Open 24/7 Good Eats!, Come eat, talk, or at least get a cup of coffee. Now .25 Options

[mmi16]

Thanks...especially for the spelling...now I can send it straight to the printer's of the menus...

Has the 'Interior Decorator' provided and sketches of the 'decor' so that the proper ambiance can be maintained?

[good ole boys]

My 21st birthday is less then a month away. Does the EE "Internet Cafe" give out any free things on birthdays like pie, ice cream, ect???

[wingsovernc]

My 21st birthday is less then a month away. Does the EE "Internet Cafe" give out any free things on birthdays like pie, ice cream, ect???

Why sure GOB! I'm sure the proprietor (who is presently indisposed down at the
laundraumat) will be happy to provide one of our unique and highly acclaimed
'birthday surprises' when the big day comes. You don't need to mention it to
him just yet....our little secret, ok? Idee sometimes frowns on my just "taking
over" when he's not around, but I'm sure everything will be ok. Uh, you will
sign this waiver won't you? That this establishement is not responsible for
any illness, diseases, or injuries incurred during the consumption of any articles
of food while you're on these premises including any body parts that may drop
off with 10 calender days of said consumption. Just a little precaution you understand.

[mmi16]

Why sure GOB! I'm sure the proprietor (who is presently indisposed down at the
laundraumat) will be happy to provide one of our unique and highly acclaimed
'birthday surprises' when the big day comes. You don't need to mention it to
him just yet....our little secret, ok? Idee sometimes frowns on my just "taking
over" when he's not around, but I'm sure everything will be ok. Uh, you will
sign this waiver won't you? That this establishement is not responsible for
any illness, diseases, or injuries incurred during the consumption of any articles
of food while you're on these premises including any body parts that may drop
off with 10 calender days of said consumption. Just a little precaution you understand.

Birthday candles are extra!

[stusson]

My 21st birthday is less then a month away. Does the EE "Internet Cafe" give out any free things on birthdays like pie, ice cream, ect???

Good ol' boy, you plannin' on a 22nd birthday?!

[idecline]

Why sure GOB! I'm sure the proprietor (who is presently indisposed down at the
laundraumat) will be happy to provide one of our unique and highly acclaimed
'birthday surprises' when the big day comes. You don't need to mention it to
him just yet....our little secret, ok? Idee sometimes frowns on my just "taking
over" when he's not around, but I'm sure everything will be ok. Uh, you will
sign this waiver won't you? That this establishement is not responsible for
any illness, diseases, or injuries incurred during the consumption of any articles
of food while you're on these premises including any body parts that may drop
off with 10 calender days of said consumption. Just a little precaution you understand.

Mind you these are not idee's menu selections...but the demand fort the RKC has been high ..so we will keep a section (near the bathrooms ) open for the RKC, but our menu will also be updated soon.

As far as "Birthday" menus...are 'free' offerings are

Entree (choose one):

Filet of Mad Cow

Chicken Marsala (who didn't finish crossing the road)...pounded thin for 'tenderness'

Mystery 'Floating' Fish (netted from 'top water' in the local 'sludge pond')

Vegetable (choose one):

Green Beans (because Wings hates GB's)

Cauliflower ( It looks like it at least?)

Creamed Spinach ( or lawn trimmings...couldn't tell)

Served with our house made specialty bread (From an old Medieval recipe) : Rye bread with Ergot
(not responsible for outbreaks of St. Vitus' dance )

A jug of Stussons 'Rot Gut' Supreme (and Carburetor Cleaner)

And for desert 'Mud Pie' (don't go there)

[mmi16]

Mind you these are not idee's menu selections...but the demand fort the RKC has been high ..so we will keep a section (near the bathrooms ) open for the RKC, but our menu will also be updated soon.

As far as "Birthday" menus...are 'free' offerings are

Entree (choose one):

Filet of Mad Cow

Chicken Marsala (who didn't finish crossing the road)...pounded thin for 'tenderness'

Mystery 'Floating' Fish (netted from 'top water' in the local 'sludge pond')

Vegetable (choose one):

Green Beans (because Wings hates GB's)

Cauliflower ( It looks like it at least?)

Creamed Spinach ( or lawn trimmings...couldn't tell)

Served with our house made specialty bread (From an old Medieval recipe) : Rye bread with Ergot
(not responsible for outbreaks of St. Vitus' dance )

A jug of Stussons 'Rot Gut' Supreme (and Carburetor Cleaner)

And for desert 'Mud Pie' (don't go there)

any toppings for the 'Mud Pie'?

[stusson]

any toppings for the 'Mud Pie'?

Yes, a choice of two ~

coated ants and assorted crawlies

OR

powdered road sweepings

[mmi16]

Yes, a choice of two ~

coated ants and assorted crawlies

OR

powdered road sweepings

What? No pickled rat droppings?

[wingsovernc]

What? No pickled rat droppings?

Please...we do have our standards . We only pickle the innards. What we squeeze
out of 'em gets rolled in powdered nail scrapings and deep fried in gizzard oil, the
way Paula showed us (she's a consultant to the cafe).

[mmi16]

Please...we do have our standards . We only pickle the innards. What we squeeze
out of 'em gets rolled in powdered nail scrapings and deep fried in gizzard oil, the
way Paula showed us (she's a consultant to the cafe).

Is the gizzard oil - 20 weight, 50 weight or 90 weight?

[mmi16]

Nothing new on the menu?

[idecline]

Just In Time For The High Traffic - Zero Tolerance Weather Season!

........:.:.:.Grand Re-Opening.:.:.:........
EE Internet Cafe24/7
We are open 24 hours a day for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Groups welcomed.

Serving the finest of comestibles in a 'high-tech' environment, with 'down-home' comforts.

A 'virtual' cavalcade of menu possibilities, if you don't see it on the 'menu', then we will 'create' it for you.

Our decor is 'virtually' the finest of any such establishment, with views of the weather available at your whim.

Our servers are here to take your orders, listen to your complaints, or at least, serve hot coffee at 3 am.

Come on in and join the fun, at the only 24 hour cafe in the whole EE or Forums catacombs.

And we tolerate Zero's of every kind....(if that's what the mod's mean by Zero Tolerance.... )

[Maw]

What's the soup of the day???

[idecline]

What's the soup of the day???

Election Day Soup!

It is a version of Hot and Sour soup... Chicken stock, ginger, mushroom, green onion, bamboo shoots, garlic, and miso with a little egg drop (a scrambled egg mixed in at boiling temperature) to give it the traditional hazy opaque finish.....Kinda like America's future with our present political system....Scrambled!

[mmi16]

Is the special of the day, Blue Plate or Red Plate?

[idecline]

Is the special of the day, Blue Plate or Red Plate?

Green Plate!


Healthy and good for you!....none of that blue or red high fat and additive laced corporate pablum.....

[mmi16]

Green Plate!
Healthy and good for you!....none of that blue or red high fat and additive laced corporate pablum.....

How can I eat the Green Plate - with all the fiber - we are not cows with multiple stomachs.

[Cracker]

After trudging many blocks (pages) looking for something but not really knowing what, Cracker stumbles across a shuttered cafe. There are muffled voices and clanking of silver ware as she approaches, but when she tugs at the rusted door the sounds flutter away like the thick dust clouds she has disturbed. Squinting into the dim she notices some looter has taken the floor tiles and even the paint from the walls!
"oh my" she says and sneezes. Taking out her trusty cell she quickly calls up her resources. Super Fast Supreme Clean and Turbo Decorators are summoned to the site. Soon all should be restored to order; "but, will anyone come?" she ponders.

[kagy]

Cracker?