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 Mar 25 2011, 03:55 AM
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Due to certain unfortunate circumstances, the local 24/hr cafe is closed.
So, the carnival will take its place! Don't eat too much candy-- --or anything, for that matter! But most importantly: have fun! *cackles maniacally* This post has been edited by Osiris: Mar 25 2011, 04:51 AM |
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Mar 25 2011, 08:59 AM
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*looking around*
Where's the ticket booth? -------------------- oh smeg
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Mar 25 2011, 09:05 AM
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Rank: F5 Superstorm Group: Member Posts: 4,014 Joined: 24-January 08 From: Michigan Member No.: 12,971 |
QUOTE(Cracker @ Mar 25 2011, 08:59 AM)  *looking around* Where's the ticket booth? Ticket booth heck!!! Where are the elephant ears?!?!!!! 
-------------------- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. Rather it should be to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand and the Good Book in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!" |
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Mar 25 2011, 09:19 AM
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This isn't one of those twisted demented carnivals you see in scary movies is it?
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Mar 25 2011, 09:42 AM
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Rank: F5 Superstorm Group: Member Posts: 4,014 Joined: 24-January 08 From: Michigan Member No.: 12,971 |
QUOTE(Malishe @ Mar 25 2011, 09:19 AM) This isn't one of those twisted demented carnivals you see in scary movies is it?  I never thought of that. I guess that would explain the lack of ticket booths and elephant years. -------------------- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. Rather it should be to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand and the Good Book in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!" |
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Mar 25 2011, 09:49 AM
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*finds a sign with tiny print*
"Osiris Entertainment Properties" Mmm. This should be interesting. -------------------- oh smeg
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Mar 25 2011, 10:28 AM
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Wings has secured for herself and business partner wxdude the concession
stand franchise (at our usual 70/30% share agreement which he'll be signing any moment I'm sure) and will be providing all the good eats you've come to expect and love from carnivals including these favorites: Our stand:        And of course, everyone's favorite..fried oreo cookies!  Our slogan: We clog arteries better'n anybody! 
This post has been edited by wingsovernc: Mar 25 2011, 10:32 AM -------------------- The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You've just got to find the ones worth suffering for. ~Bob Marley |
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Mar 25 2011, 11:09 AM
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QUOTE(wingsovernc @ Mar 25 2011, 10:28 AM) Wings has secured for herself and business partner wxdude the concession stand franchise (at our usual 70/30% share agreement which he'll be signing any moment I'm sure) and will be providing all the good eats you've come to expect and love from carnivals including these favorites: Our stand: And of course, everyone's favorite..fried oreo cookies! Our slogan: We clog arteries better'n anybody! 1 cotton candy Please! -------------------- Never too old to have a happy childhood!  .......... ..........Don't put an age limit on your dreams! |
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Mar 25 2011, 12:08 PM
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QUOTE(mmi16 @ Mar 25 2011, 12:09 PM) 1 cotton candy Please! Here ya go...$2.50 please..  Sorry service is so slow but our new counter girl Angelina ran off with the sword swallower yesterday and hasn't been seen since! 
-------------------- The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You've just got to find the ones worth suffering for. ~Bob Marley |
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Mar 25 2011, 12:14 PM
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QUOTE(wingsovernc @ Mar 25 2011, 01:08 PM) Here ya go...$2.50 please.. Sorry service is so slow but our new counter girl Angelina ran off with the sword swallower yesterday and hasn't been seen since! That hussy! Isn't she married to the fire eater with the webbed feet? 
-------------------- oh smeg
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Mar 25 2011, 12:40 PM
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QUOTE(wingsovernc @ Mar 25 2011, 09:28 AM) Wings has secured for herself and business partner wxdude the concession stand franchise (at our usual 70/30% share agreement which he'll be signing any moment I'm sure) and will be providing all the good eats you've come to expect and love from carnivals including these favorites: Our stand: And of course, everyone's favorite..fried oreo cookies! Our slogan: We clog arteries better'n anybody! So hungry! One corn dog, one funnel cake, and a red sno cone please! -------------------- "Curiouser and curiouser!" Kiss me baby I am SnowWhite sleeping in a coffin, waiting for you. Here I am a rabbit hearted girl. Do you read Sutter Cane? Don't Panic |
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Mar 25 2011, 12:43 PM
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QUOTE(Cracker @ Mar 25 2011, 01:14 PM) That hussy! Isn't she married to the fire eater with the webbed feet? No, you're thinking of Bertha the bearded lady (yes...that Bertha, she won a pardon..  ). Angelina just separated from Sammy the snakeskinned man..  .
-------------------- The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You've just got to find the ones worth suffering for. ~Bob Marley |
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Mar 25 2011, 12:52 PM
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Rank: F5 Superstorm Group: Member Posts: 2,993 Joined: 30-December 09 From: nc Member No.: 20,641 |
QUOTE(wingsovernc @ Mar 25 2011, 01:43 PM) No, you're thinking of Bertha the bearded lady (yes...that Bertha, she won a pardon.. ). Angelina just separated from Sammy the snakeskinned man.. .oh, my bad! So you know who is alright with Bertha returning? -------------------- oh smeg
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Mar 25 2011, 01:13 PM
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Rank: F5 Superstorm Group: Member Posts: 61,453 Joined: 1-March 10 From: North Carolina Member No.: 22,154 |
QUOTE(Cracker @ Mar 25 2011, 01:52 PM) oh, my bad! So you know who is alright with Bertha returning? Yeah...everybody here! She was born right here at this carnival (although her parents remain a mystery to this day...nobody'll 'fess up.. ).
-------------------- The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You've just got to find the ones worth suffering for. ~Bob Marley |
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Mar 25 2011, 01:29 PM
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QUOTE(wingsovernc @ Mar 25 2011, 01:13 PM) Yeah...everybody here! She was born right here at this carnival (although her parents remain a mystery to this day...nobody'll 'fess up.. ).Wasn't me... At least I don't think...
-------------------- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. Rather it should be to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand and the Good Book in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!" |
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Mar 25 2011, 01:36 PM
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I want some candy but my teeth are sensitive....
-------------------- Temecula Seasonal Precipitation 2012-2013: 7.27" (-6.43") Normal to-date precipitation: 13.70" East Murrieta Seasonal Precipitation 2012-2013: 7.11" Season began July 1st, 2012. Temecula Weather Pages |
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Mar 25 2011, 03:42 PM
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*out of the shadows demon appears with his Zombie minions*
Hey Osiris want to go for round 2?  oh btw Where is Cracker i got the help she needs This post has been edited by Demon: Mar 25 2011, 03:42 PM -------------------- I am a Player and a Winner, I am a Saint and a Sinner. I am a Maker and a Taker. I am a Heartbreaker!
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Mar 25 2011, 04:06 PM
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Being a Midwestern girl, I am looking for giant turkey legs and cheese on a stick! Or I can settle for a funnel cake.
-------------------- Donkey Honkey!
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Mar 25 2011, 04:40 PM
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QUOTE(Huggiez @ Mar 25 2011, 03:06 PM) Being a Midwestern girl, I am looking for giant turkey legs and cheese on a stick! Or I can settle for a funnel cake. no you cannot. for this place isnt going to last soon. -------------------- I am a Player and a Winner, I am a Saint and a Sinner. I am a Maker and a Taker. I am a Heartbreaker!
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Mar 25 2011, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE(harum-scarum @ Mar 25 2011, 01:40 PM) So hungry! One corn dog, one funnel cake, and a red sno cone please! Sorry Harum...had to run out and get more supplies...it's rough running this thing by myself! Angelina off who knows where...Wx off resting from a long week on the other job..be glad when he's back! Here you go...it's on the house for waiting so long:    QUOTE(Beck @ Mar 25 2011, 02:36 PM) I want some candy but my teeth are sensitive.... Here Beckster...on the house too. Here's our sugar-free selection for your teeth, take your pick:    QUOTE(Huggiez @ Mar 25 2011, 05:06 PM) Being a Midwestern girl, I am looking for giant turkey legs and cheese on a stick! Or I can settle for a funnel cake. Comming right up little lady...on the house today!    We like to keep our mid-western clientele happy too! QUOTE(Demon @ Mar 25 2011, 05:40 PM) no you cannot. for this place isnt going to last soon. As for you death-monger...not so fast! We just got up and running and weare not cow-towing to some boney, hooded no-face nobody that won't even throw a little business out way! Wanna try one of our corn dogs? On the house today (wx is gonna kill me). This post has been edited by wingsovernc: Mar 25 2011, 11:00 PM -------------------- The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You've just got to find the ones worth suffering for. ~Bob Marley |
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