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> The Ten Commandments..., some advice for everyday life.
Apologistnky
post Dec 4 2011, 02:59 AM
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  1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble; it is a "steering wheel" that directs us in the right path throughout life.
  2. Do you know why a car's windshield is so large and the rear view mirror is so small? Because our past is not as important as our future. So, look ahead and move on.
  3. Friendship is like a book...it takes a few seconds to burn, but takes years to write.
  4. All things in life are temporary. If going well...enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong...don't worry, they can't last long either.
  5. Old friends are like gold! New friends are like diamonds! If you get a diamond...don't forget the gold. Because, to hold a diamond you always need a base of gold.
  6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax...it's just a bend...not the end!"
  7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in His abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems...He has faith in your abilities!
  8. A blind person once asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing ones eyesight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision."
  9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them; and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
  10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles...it takes away today's peace.


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post Dec 4 2011, 05:00 AM
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QUOTE(Apologistnky @ Dec 4 2011, 02:59 AM) *
  1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble; it is a "steering wheel" that directs us in the right path throughout life.
  2. Do you know why a car's windshield is so large and the rear view mirror is so small? Because our past is not as important as our future. So, look ahead and move on.
  3. Friendship is like a book...it takes a few seconds to burn, but takes years to write.
  4. All things in life are temporary. If going well...enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong...don't worry, they can't last long either.
  5. Old friends are like gold! New friends are like diamonds! If you get a diamond...don't forget the gold. Because, to hold a diamond you always need a base of gold.
  6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax...it's just a bend...not the end!"
  7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in His abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems...He has faith in your abilities!
  8. A blind person once asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing ones eyesight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision."
  9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them; and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
  10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles...it takes away today's peace.


I knew I woke up early for some reason! (Plus I think I'm coming down with
a cold). Very nice, Apolo smile.gif . Thank you for thinking enough of us to share
these...I'm gonna forward them on to work so I can "pretty them up"
and print them out. (The words need no enhancement, just want to add
a little color).


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Apologistnky
post Dec 4 2011, 05:45 AM
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Some Apoloism's...
I can't claim credit for most, but have used them often...enjoy and share if you got some of your own.

  • "If'n you think I won't...jus hide n watch!"
  • "If I knew I was gonna live this long I'da took better care of myself!"
  • "Don't tess me..."
  • "He's wound tighter than a gnat's as_ stretched over a rain barrel!"
  • "It's been one of those days...if I fell in a barrel full of breasts, I'd come out sucking my thumb!"
  • "Is dat rite?" {say as one word!!}
  • "If at first you don't succeed...keep on suckin' till ya do suck seed!"
  • "Another day...another dime. Another 8 hours waste of time!"
  • "Don't make me git up and have to come in there...it won't go well for you!' {my kids heard this A BUNCH!!}
  • "You might wanna consider a career in the wonderful world of fast-food!"
  • "I don't have a problem with authority...I just hate the word 'NO'."
  • "You keep on and you're gonna end up as a Live Report on CNN!"
  • "My mommy and daddy raised a lot things...idiots wern't one of em!"
  • "Yeah we wear shoes where I come from...h_ll we even read books without pictures in 'em every now and again!"
  • "Get up in my face one more time and the next time ANYBODY sees you is gonna be on the side of a milk carton!"
  • "I gotta .45 and a shovel.........no one will miss you!!"
  • "Whatdya think I'm gonna do...worry bout me?"
  • "What good are ya?"
  • "Why don't you use your head? You know...that lump that's about 3 foot above your a_s!"
  • "Some folks have no business bein' out."
  • "The scary part about it...they're gonna breed and have MORE OF EM!"
  • "We're gonna fix this...quick, fast, and in a hurry!"
  • "I'm call you Alisha from now on...cause you ain't got no clue!"
  • "He/She's jus like John-Boy...won't ever leave the mountain!"
  • "Let me know how that works out for ya."
  • "I'll beat you like you belong to me!"
and my favorite when it came to my kids...



  • "I brought ya into this world and I'll take ya out and make another one that looks just like you...tomorrow!"


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post Dec 4 2011, 06:17 AM
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QUOTE(Apologistnky @ Dec 4 2011, 05:45 AM) *
Some Apoloism's...
I can't claim credit for most, but have used them often...enjoy and share if you got some of your own.

  • "If'n you think I won't...jus hide n watch!"
  • "If I knew I was gonna live this long I'da took better care of myself!"
  • "Don't tess me..."
  • "He's wound tighter than a gnat's as_ stretched over a rain barrel!"
  • "It's been one of those days...if I fell in a barrel full of breasts, I'd come out sucking my thumb!"
  • "Is dat rite?" {say as one word!!}
  • "If at first you don't succeed...keep on suckin' till ya do suck seed!"
  • "Another day...another dime. Another 8 hours waste of time!"
  • "Don't make me git up and have to come in there...it won't go well for you!' {my kids heard this A BUNCH!!}
  • "You might wanna consider a career in the wonderful world of fast-food!"
  • "I don't have a problem with authority...I just hate the word 'NO'."
  • "You keep on and you're gonna end up as a Live Report on CNN!"
  • "My mommy and daddy raised a lot things...idiots wern't one of em!"
  • "Yeah we wear shoes where I come from...h_ll we even read books without pictures in 'em every now and again!"
  • "Get up in my face one more time and the next time ANYBODY sees you is gonna be on the side of a milk carton!"
  • "I gotta .45 and a shovel.........no one will miss you!!"
  • "Whatdya think I'm gonna do...worry bout me?"
  • "What good are ya?"
  • "Why don't you use your head? You know...that lump that's about 3 foot above your a_s!"
  • "Some folks have no business bein' out."
  • "The scary part about it...they're gonna breed and have MORE OF EM!"
  • "We're gonna fix this...quick, fast, and in a hurry!"
  • "I'm call you Alisha from now on...cause you ain't got no clue!"
  • "He/She's jus like John-Boy...won't ever leave the mountain!"
  • "Let me know how that works out for ya."
  • "I'll beat you like you belong to me!"
and my favorite when it came to my kids...



  • "I brought ya into this world and I'll take ya out and make another one that looks just like you...tomorrow!"


laugh.gif laugh.gif I would love to put some sass to those but then you might beat me like
I belong to you! On second thought..... smile.gif

Sass # 1


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post Dec 5 2011, 07:04 PM
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Can't believe you remember all those Apolo... rolleyes.gif . I remember that most
of my 'comments' to my kids were designed to work on their guilty
consciences...till I learned they didn't have one! laugh.gif I particularly
liked bringing up (as many mothers do.... rolleyes.gif ) the difficulties of their
birth as in..."To think I suffered the torments of heck to get you here!"
and "All I've ever gotten from you were stitches!" Was that TMI huh.gif ? laugh.gif


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Apologistnky
post Dec 5 2011, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE(wingsovernc @ Dec 5 2011, 06:04 PM) *
Can't believe you remember all those Apolo... rolleyes.gif . I remember that most
of my 'comments' to my kids were designed to work on their guilty
consciences...till I learned they didn't have one! laugh.gif I particularly
liked bringing up (as many mothers do.... rolleyes.gif ) the difficulties of their
birth as in..."To think I suffered the torments of heck to get you here!"
and "All I've ever gotten from you were stitches!" Was that TMI huh.gif ?


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post Dec 7 2011, 09:35 AM
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QUOTE(Apologistnky @ Dec 4 2011, 02:59 AM) *
  1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble; it is a "steering wheel" that directs us in the right path throughout life.
  2. Do you know why a car's windshield is so large and the rear view mirror is so small? Because our past is not as important as our future. So, look ahead and move on.
  3. Friendship is like a book...it takes a few seconds to burn, but takes years to write.
  4. All things in life are temporary. If going well...enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong...don't worry, they can't last long either.
  5. Old friends are like gold! New friends are like diamonds! If you get a diamond...don't forget the gold. Because, to hold a diamond you always need a base of gold.
  6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax...it's just a bend...not the end!"
  7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in His abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems...He has faith in your abilities!
  8. A blind person once asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing ones eyesight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision."
  9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them; and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
  10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles...it takes away today's peace.



very nice, my signature is my favorite quote so far, but reading this i might have to re-consider... biggrin.gif


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