The Complaint Department, Air Out Your Grievances...Here! Options

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Everyone's got a complaint about something or somebody...

Now there is a place to 'air it out'...To speak your mind.....To unleash that pent up anger or resentment...

Or Not....

As Pet Benatar said back in the 1980's..."Hit Me With Your Best Shot...Fire Away"....

Now for some examples:

My knee hurts....

My boss sucks....

I was so ugly as a child that my mom.....

A frog walks into a bar.....

Well.....Complain...complain...complain.....but don;t expect much sympathy from your friends at EE.

[Apologistnky]

If my workplace ever got someone who knew what they were doing to run this place...folks would quit in droves as they would be confused!!

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If my workplace ever got someone who knew what they were doing to run this place...folks would quit in droves as they would be confused!!

I'm already confused....does that mean I can quit my job?


I'd (Idee) like to complain about the lack of activity on EE and games....Wings gone...Beck MIA...Apolo is somewhere out in space...Cracker is hardly ever here....harum is married now.....mmi16 has raced off somewhere...stinkie is waiting for the ice to form (good luck!)...and the various day posters were not around for long....

Idee feels like an empty nest-er...and besides Wings says Idee complains too much...so he took it to:

The Complaint Department

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[aaastinkie]

I'm already confused....does that mean I can quit my job?
I'd (Idee) like to complain about the lack of activity on EE and games....Wings gone...Beck MIA...Apolo is somewhere out in space...Cracker is hardly ever here....harum is married now.....mmi16 has raced off somewhere...stinkie is waiting for the ice to form (good luck!)...and the various day posters were not around for long....

Idee feels like an empty nest-er...and besides Wings says Idee complains too much...so he took it to:

The Complaint Department

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Sorry, I'm working hard to try to come up with material here, but it's hard to out do my past excitment!!
Still no snow in Caratunk Maine, and the ice is a little sketchy out where I want to fish, fishing derby is 1 1/2 weeks away, come on cold air!!



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[wingsovernc]

I'm already confused....does that mean I can quit my job?


I'd (Idee) like to complain about the lack of activity on EE and games....Wings gone...Beck MIA...Apolo is somewhere out in space...Cracker is hardly ever here....harum is married now.....mmi16 has raced off somewhere...stinkie is waiting for the ice to form (good luck!)...and the various day posters were not around for long....

Idee feels like an empty nest-er...and besides Wings says Idee complains too much...so he took it to:

The Complaint Department

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But we wouldn't have you any other way idee! You're like crotchety Uncle Ned,
gruff but lovable, who everybody likes to play tricks on at Halloween!
It's just a part of your personality like being overbearing, opinionated,
obsessively vain, and a hopelessly rotten speller are my lovable personality
traits... .

Sorry, I'm working hard to try to come up with material here, but it's hard to out do my past excitment!!
Still no snow in Caratunk Maine, and the ice is a little sketchy out where I want to fish, fishing derby is 1 1/2 weeks away, come on cold air!!

Even Stinkie has to laugh when he complains . It's like Bill Gates complaining
about having too much money.

I would like to complain about the year 2012. At the end of 2011 I made the
mistake of saying.."it's gotta get better next year." So far, I've had to call
out of work (something I almost never do) with (I think) food poisoning, my
oldest son fell off of a curb and broke his ankle in two places...now wearing
a cast, my youngest son had to appear in court on a stupid mistake he made
(that ain't over yet), and my car is sitting 45 minutes away at my Mother's...
it wouldn't start yesterday and the feeble efforts of her next door neighbor
didn't help although I still think it's the battery. Mom drove me home because
my doggie was alone. No further comments about 2012 but I will keep you
up-to-date on the disasters as they happen.

[mmi16]

My racing drivers suit no longer fits - it must have shrunk over the winter

[wingsovernc]

My racing drivers suit no longer fits - it must have shrunk over the winter

Strange how the cold shrinks some things...

[Yakitutu]

Strange how the cold shrinks some things...

Not all things...

Sometimes it's better when it's cold

[idecline]

I'd like to complain...but there is no one around to complain to.....

My complaint is that no one is around to hear my complaint.....

[Niyologist]

I feel that my life is missing something.....

[jacksonville]

WAH,WAH,WAH

[wingsovernc]

I'll forget about my complaints regarding jacksonville for the moment to give
an update on my main complaint...the year 2012. Lesse, what has happened
in the past week or so to add to this already disasterous month....oh yeah,
My youngest son lost his job of just a few weeks (seems they just discovered
a misdemeanor on his record from when he was 16), and last Monday we
were told that our current jobs were being downgraded and we would now
be making $1.50 an hour less...retroactive to the previous Monday so that
it will affect the whole pay period. I have one more payment on a bill that
amounts to the same amount of money I'll be losing, I planned to begin
saving that money and now that's in the tank. Stay tuned.

[mmi16]

I'll forget about my complaints regarding jacksonville for the moment to give
an update on my main complaint...the year 2012. Lesse, what has happened
in the past week or so to add to this already disasterous month....oh yeah,
My youngest son lost his job of just a few weeks (seems they just discovered
a misdemeanor on his record from when he was 16), and last Monday we
were told that our current jobs were being downgraded and we would now
be making $1.50 an hour less...retroactive to the previous Monday so that
it will affect the whole pay period. I have one more payment on a bill that
amounts to the same amount of money I'll be losing, I planned to begin
saving that money and now that's in the tank. Stay tuned.

And of course MANAGEMENT will be reducing their compensation and bonuses

[wingsovernc]

And of course MANAGEMENT will be reducing their compensation and bonuses

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I'm laughing till the tears come...

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I'm laughing till the tears come...

Maybe it's the fault of this stupid Complaint Department....Or did I come here for an argument?

And it certainly better not be 'Getting Hit On The Head Lessons' ....Ow! Those hurt!

"I Have A Complaint"....

[wingsovernc]

Maybe it's the fault of this stupid Complaint Department....Or did I come here for an argument?

And it certainly better not be 'Getting Hit On The Head Lessons' ....Ow! Those hurt!

"I Have A Complaint"....

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's!

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Go ahead idee....we're all  12344047151156616159bionet_human_ear_svg_med.png ( 13.37K ) Number of downloads: 1
's!

^^

I would like to complain about the size of the Ear from the previous post.

I don't think the poster was sincere in her use of the vernacular "We're all ears!"...

For one thing it's only one ear, the left ear, so the other side of the brain won't hear my complaints.

As to the Extraordinarily Large Ear just gives me the creeps ...like the nose from Woody Allen's Movie 'Sleeper'....I think I was being made fun of at my own expense, and Wings does not pay 80% of my medical or prescription bills....

[wingsovernc]

^^

I would like to complain about the size of the Ear from the previous post.

I don't think the poster was sincere in her use of the vernacular "We're all ears!"...

For one thing it's only one ear, the left ear, so the other side of the brain won't hear my complaints.

As to the Extraordinarily Large Ear just gives me the creeps ...like the nose from Woody Allen's Movie 'Sleeper'....I think I was being made fun of at my own expense, and Wings does not pay 80% of my medical or prescription bills....

*wings trying to stifle uproarious laughter and gaffaws lest idee feel she is
making light of his deeply rooted personal issues such as his extreme and
unnatural fear of large ears which could mean one of two things...
(1), he himself has ears the size of dumbo's or (2), he is biased in his
opinion of people with oversized appendages...probably because he
feels so inadaquate himself in that area*

Sure idee...I understand completely, . That was very insensitive of me
to use a large example to show that I was truly interested in your problems,
no matter how trivial and paranoid they might be. Let me try to do better...

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idee...how's zat?

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*wings trying to stifle uproarious laughter and gaffaws lest idee feel she is
making light of his deeply rooted personal issues such as his extreme and
unnatural fear of large ears which could mean one of two things...
(1), he himself has ears the size of dumbo's or (2), he is biased in his
opinion of people with oversized appendages...probably because he
feels so inadaquate himself in that area*

Sure idee...I understand completely, . That was very insensitive of me
to use a large example to show that I was truly interested in your problems,
no matter how trivial and paranoid they might be. Let me try to do better...

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idee...how's zat?

I'dee like to complain about the answer in regards to my previous complaint...

It seems that this Complaint Department is not doing anything about the size jokes that are being perpetrated on many threads in the games section...yes I am jealous of people with big ears..."All the better to hear you ..my dear" said the wolf....

It's probably Wings who has extraordinarily large ears and this is how she hears all of the action in the forest..

signed,

Mr. Large Understanding

[wingsovernc]

I'dee like to complain about the answer in regards to my previous complaint...

It seems that this Complaint Department is not doing anything about the size jokes that are being perpetrated on many threads in the games section...yes I am jealous of people with big ears..."All the better to hear you ..my dear" said the wolf....

It's probably Wings who has extraordinarily large ears and this is how she hears all of the action in the forest..

signed,

Mr. Large Understanding

Too late idee...we will not be changing your name to "Large" as your signature
above would suggest! But we might consider 'trivial pursuit' if that were
put forth...

No large ears here and if they were, they would be completely covered
by my rather longish hair. I hear the action in the forest because of my
finely tunes senses (and a few nicely placed snitches...who we won't
refer to by that nasty name 'spies').