 Top 10 signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral, an oldie...but a goodie! |
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 Apr 25 2012, 09:15 PM
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From the September 20th, 1999 issue of Autoweek magazine...
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A NASCAR FAN'S FUNERAL: 10. Gasket features GM GOODWRENCH paint scheme. 9. The deceased is referred to as "being out of provisionals." 8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch. 7. "Amazing Grace" is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, TN. --who has ALL her teeth! 6. Only 43 cars are allowed in the funeral procession. 5. The Hearse is referred to as the "pace car." 4. Cars in the procession weave back and forth to keep heat in the tires. 3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church/funeral home have to go to the rear of the procession. 2. First-time mourners have a yellow "rookie stripe" on the trunk of their cars. #1 sign you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral... NO COOLERS OVER 14 INCHES ALLOWED IN THE CHAPEL!! -------------------- The Revolution has been in effect...go get a "late pass!" |
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Apr 25 2012, 10:35 PM
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QUOTE(Apologistnky @ Apr 25 2012, 10:15 PM)  From the September 20th, 1999 issue of Autoweek magazine... TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A NASCAR FAN'S FUNERAL: 10. Gasket features GM GOODWRENCH paint scheme. 9. The deceased is referred to as "being out of provisionals." 8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch. 7. "Amazing Grace" is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, TN. --who has ALL her teeth! 6. Only 43 cars are allowed in the funeral procession. 5. The Hearse is referred to as the "pace car." 4. Cars in the procession weave back and forth to keep heat in the tires. 3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church/funeral home have to go to the rear of the procession. 2. First-time mourners have a yellow "rookie stripe" on the trunk of their cars. #1 sign you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral... NO COOLERS OVER 14 INCHES ALLOWED IN THE CHAPEL!! 
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