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26 Aug 2010
this will probly be the last week that i am on here. i got a new job, hopfully they are not firewalled like they are here. anyways, this has been a pretty interesting place to visit when i was bored. thanks for all the typing.
29 Jun 2010
What is this 1983? this actaully worries me a little bit. why would russia send spies to america to learn about our policies? what will we do about it?
30 May 2010
"I wish we had storms like that here".
i hate seeing that. i just seen a picture on this website of a huge tornado and someone say this quote. why in the world do people want devastating storms to happen in their areas? do they really hope that a storm, that can kill hundreds, comes ripping through there town?
i have seen many quotes like this and i just dont understand it. wishing for a disaster
7 Mar 2010
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different... . Two Different
Versions.... ......... .... Two Different Morals
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and
well fed while he is cold and starving.
C BS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshoppernext to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and
everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope
for the grasshopper's plight.
Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper
Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who
terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful,
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.
25 Jan 2010
did any one ever watch this show? i did and thought it was pretty good. but i think it got booted. does anyone know what happened to this show?
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